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Unless you are Tiger Woods, you are eventually going to need a good life while struggling though a bad round of golf. For many of us, that will occur sooner rather than later. With that in mind, keep in mind you are not alone as these quotes show. 1. If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. - Lee Trevino 2. If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. - Sam Snead 3. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. - Mickey Mantle 4. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead 5. I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted 6. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse. 7. One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter 8. They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken. - Raymond Floyd 9. Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket. - Lee Trevino 10. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. - Dave Barry 11. Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. - Lee Trevino 12. Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey 13. I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart. - Buddy Hackett 14. The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player 15. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. - Pete Dye
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Aazdak Alisimo writes golf course articles for GolfClubCourse.com.
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