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Star Wars Supercomputer for only 30 000 pesos!

By: The Sweet Chivalry

Star Wars Supercomputer for only 30 000 pesos! Incredible huh? Wanna bet? Do you think this is just a bogus? You are wrong my friend. If you are interested take a look at my product. You will find incredible features no company could ever offer. I will show you how.
The computer is as sophisticated as the famous intergalactic war film trilogy. As you could see, this stuff includes technologies 20 years that has become a reality after 20 years. Let’s start with the basic features These include:
200 GB of hard disk drive capacity
1024 MB of physical memory
FSB speed of 3 GHz
CPU speed of 1.5 GHz
CPU Hyperthreading Technology
CPU overclock speed of 10$ higher than the normal
L1 cache memory of 128 MB
L2 cache memory of 64 MB
SCSI/SATA/AGP enabled motherboard for a variety of peripheral devices
PS/2 , USB, network, serial and parallel ports

But here’s the catch:
The motherboard is designed to talk with humans. The artificial intelligence system embedded with the motherboard has its own life support system. So you could imagine a computer thinking like a human! Even though this computer is off, the embedded AI system lives by itself. It has own decision making capability. When you try to segregate each piece of spare parts upon component upgrade, the AI system will give you instructions of how to install new parts properly. If the AI system detects worn-out spare parts, it will give you a warning for replacement. I know you are ready to dole out some cash to buy this gadget. But please control your appetite. You will have this later.
OK let’s start this computer on. By the way, the AI system has its own life. It is independent from the computer system as a whole. So there is a need to open the PC by yourself. You cannot force the AI system to open the computer by just oral instructions from you. And you have it. You can your business.

Write documents, spreadsheets and presentations
Play stand-alone or online role playing games
Chat with your business partners and friends
Transfer pictures and video clips taken from outdoor trips so that you
can reminisce precious moments
Printing documents and images if you have many project proposals ,
contracts and posters to deal with
Play favourite music in your quiet time
If you are a programmer you could imagine an AI system would propose suggestions how to code properly specifying correct syntax and logic! Now you have no more pain drawing out solutions from your coconut shell alone. The AI system is your invaluable chaperon. How come the AI system is equipped to teach humans? From the start , the AI system was implemented using the Artificial Intelligence Language – a platform dependent computer language that is portable to environments like Windows, Linux, BeOS and Macintosh. And the last feature that makes the computer secure is that it is resistant to ALL VIRUSES. The AI system is a physician deleting all the Terminate Stay Resident programs hereby preventing unscrupulous binaries from destroying file systems, databases and applications . Sorry for the irresponsible assembly coders . You find your opponent to deal with.
The best thing about the system is that the AI system has only a small amount of investment. Thus, the price of the AI system takes a small percentage to the mark price of the computer. Why is this so? Thanks to the open source community which promotes the freedom to distribute and modify the source code and its compiled binaries without royalty to be paid to any company.
What are you waiting for? Grab this gadget while supply last!

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